Your sense of indifference is really hot,
Your crazy hair is amazing.
Your one single eye is all you've got,
And I really can't help gazing.
You're always late and make up stupid reasons why,
You copy every ninjitsu you're shown.
You never show your nose, mouth, or eye.
"The Copy Ninja" is how you're known.
You created Chidori, and that lightning is hot,
Which is why I can't believe you did it.
Then again, a lazy ninja, you are not,
You always improve yourself, bit by bit.
You taught Team Seven and they turned out great,
They've got more power than all the others combined.
You're someone who's really impossible to hate,
And your awesomeness makes me lose my mind.
Kakashi-sensei, screw getting wed,
Let's skip all that jazz and head straight to bed!